The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2226 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2226TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2228 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2228TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.74
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2247 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2247TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.16
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2251 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2251TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.05
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2261 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2261TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.06
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2326 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2326TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.19
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2329 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2329TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.14
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2332 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2332TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.36
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2347 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2347TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.78
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2348 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2348TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.19
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2391 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2391TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.68
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2400 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2400TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.83
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2420 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2420TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.56
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2427 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2427TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2440 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2440TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.11
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2465 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2465TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.1
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2509 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2509TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.66
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2510 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2510TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.07
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2523 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2523TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.65
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2540 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2540TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.9
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2547 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2547TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.44
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2568 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2568TSLA
INTERN
Rarity33.36
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2624 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2624TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.54
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2674 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2674TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.12
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2721 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2721TSLA
INTERN
Rarity36.74
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2820 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2820TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.23
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2844 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2844TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.23
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2869 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2869TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.07
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2903 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2903TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.63
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2912 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2912TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.1
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2947 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2947TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.11
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2968 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, on sky
#2968TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.73
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2969 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2969TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.84
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2971 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2971TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.06
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2988 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2988TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.27
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2990 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, on sky
#2990TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.73
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3011 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3011TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.52
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3021 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#3021TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.74
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3029 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3029TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.24
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3043 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3043TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.1
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #3053 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#3053TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.02
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #3098 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#3098TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.85
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #3103 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#3103TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.34
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #3119 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#3119TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.08
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3158 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#3158TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.69
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3170 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#3170TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.59
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3177 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#3177TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.5
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #3200 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#3200TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.49
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #3250 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#3250TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.26
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3273 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#3273TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.6
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #3278 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#3278TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.18
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

End of the list — all 51 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.