The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0019 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0019AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.22
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0142 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0142AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.34
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0188 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0188AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.3
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0231 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0231AAPL
INTERN
Rarity36.68
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0265 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0265AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.63
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0397 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0397AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.82
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0398 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, on sky
#0398AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.25
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0508 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0508AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.07
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0557 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0557AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.73
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0613 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0613AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.93
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0631 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0631AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.73
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0675 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0675AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.14
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #0730 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0730AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.98
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0806 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0806AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.15
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1027 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, on sky
#1027AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.05
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #1265 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1265NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.23
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1376 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#1376NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.86
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1441 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1441NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.99
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1546 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1546NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.65
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1641 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1641NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.21
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1871 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1871NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.46
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2035 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2035NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.37
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2190 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2190NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2205 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2205NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.31
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2226 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2226TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2238 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2238TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.1
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2518 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2518TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.23
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2667 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2667TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.02
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2754 — a mint cat, in a black suit, on sky
#2754TSLA
INTERN
Rarity64.41
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2766 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2766TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.23
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2902 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2902TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.4
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2968 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, on sky
#2968TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.73
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2971 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2971TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.06
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2973 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2973TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.16
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2981 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2981TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.69
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3053 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#3053TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.02
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #3170 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#3170TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.59
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3227 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on sky
#3227TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.33
Rarest: mint 8.3%

End of the list — all 38 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.