The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0142 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0142AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.34
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0161 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0161AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.81
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0231 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0231AAPL
INTERN
Rarity36.68
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0247 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0247AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.41
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0288 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0288AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.08
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0317 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0317AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.66
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0498 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0498AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0508 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0508AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.07
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0605 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0605AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.88
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #0643 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0643AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.26
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0675 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0675AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.14
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #0695 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0695AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.75
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0784 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0784AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.2
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0790 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0790AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.42
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0854 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0854AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.57
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0883 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on sky
#0883AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.31
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0935 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0935AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.47
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1026 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on sky
#1026AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.22
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1102 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1102AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.1
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1118 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, on sky
#1118NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.52
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1211 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1211NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.25
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1265 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1265NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.23
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1344 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1344NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.66
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1443 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, on sky
#1443NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.1
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1467 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1467NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.18
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1546 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1546NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.65
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1586 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1586NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.52
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1628 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1628NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.86
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1667 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on sky
#1667NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.79
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #1715 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1715NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.3
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1841 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1841NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.33
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1905 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1905NVDA
INTERN
Rarity33.89
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2083 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2083NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.86
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2085 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2085NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.91
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2226 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2226TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2403 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2403TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.86
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2420 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2420TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.56
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2427 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2427TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2568 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2568TSLA
INTERN
Rarity33.36
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2666 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2666TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.05
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2764 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2764TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.19
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2766 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2766TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.23
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2778 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2778TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.05
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2834 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2834TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.97
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2877 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2877TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.39
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2968 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, on sky
#2968TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.73
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2973 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2973TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.16
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #3098 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#3098TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.85
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #3108 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, on sky
#3108TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.2
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #3187 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#3187TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.01
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3237 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#3237TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.04
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3283 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#3283TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.18
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #3284 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#3284TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.13
Rarest: mint 12.2%

End of the list — all 53 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.