The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0212 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0212AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.77
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0719 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0719AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.34
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0721 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0721AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.08
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1001 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1001AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.64
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1105 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1105AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.4
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1140 — a mint cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1140NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.61
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1613 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1613NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.66
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1711 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1711NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.92
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1738 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1738NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.97
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1861 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1861NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.43
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1862 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1862NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.09
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1916 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1916NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.19
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1965 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1965NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.61
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2179 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2179NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.04
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2228 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2228TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.74
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2396 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2396TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.72
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2576 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2576TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.88
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2869 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2869TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.07
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2903 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2903TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.63
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2938 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2938TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.91
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3029 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3029TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.24
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3043 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3043TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.1
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #3149 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3149TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.66
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3247 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3247TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.52
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3293 — a gray cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3293TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.87
Rarest: wink 8.6%

End of the list — all 25 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.