The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0087 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0087AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.92
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0200 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0200AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.63
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0212 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0212AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.77
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0721 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0721AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.08
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0822 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0822AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.99
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1251 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1251NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.84
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1538 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1538NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.76
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1616 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1616NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.53
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1670 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1670NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.98
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1711 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1711NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.92
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1817 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1817NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.61
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2228 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2228TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.74
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2251 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2251TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.05
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2297 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2297TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.46
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2532 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2532TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.04
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2540 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2540TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.9
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2547 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2547TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.44
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2576 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2576TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.88
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2657 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2657TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.93
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2721 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2721TSLA
INTERN
Rarity36.74
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2864 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2864TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.46
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2874 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2874TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.61
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2907 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2907TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.47
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2929 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2929TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.79
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2938 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2938TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.91
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3007 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3007TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.85
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3019 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3019TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.6
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3029 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3029TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.24
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3087 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3087TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.37
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3092 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3092TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.94
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3241 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3241TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.59
Rarest: tabby 12.9%

End of the list — all 31 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.