The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0357 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0357AAPL
INTERN
Rarity36.01
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0606 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0606AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.64
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0719 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0719AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.34
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1001 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1001AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.64
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1040 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1040AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.91
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1105 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1105AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.4
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1532 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1532NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.75
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1750 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1750NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.89
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1837 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1837NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.43
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1862 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1862NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.09
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1916 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1916NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.19
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2011 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2011NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.7
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2141 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2141NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.2
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2209 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2209NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.26
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2359 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2359TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.41
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2652 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2652TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.62
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2659 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2659TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.83
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2725 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2725TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.27
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3149 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3149TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.66
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3327 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3327TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.31
Rarest: black 9.7%

End of the list — all 20 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.