The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0118 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0118AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.68
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0123 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0123AAPL
INTERN
Rarity39.48
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0139 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0139AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.35
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0212 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0212AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.77
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0321 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0321AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.77
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0605 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0605AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.88
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #0721 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0721AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.08
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0743 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0743AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1265 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1265NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.23
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1279 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1279NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.93
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1307 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1307NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.34
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1499 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1499NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.84
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1628 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1628NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.86
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1711 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1711NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.92
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2228 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2228TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.74
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2576 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2576TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.88
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2938 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2938TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.91
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3029 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3029TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.24
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3079 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#3079TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.9
Rarest: pink 9.4%

End of the list — all 19 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.