The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1128 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1128NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.2
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1144 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1144NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.42
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1192 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1192NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.46
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1194 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1194NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.55
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1205 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1205NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.52
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1211 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1211NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.25
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1251 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1251NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.84
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1371 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1371NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.5
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1415 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1415NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.48
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1444 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1444NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.87
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1538 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1538NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.76
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1546 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1546NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.65
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1554 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1554NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.87
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1571 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#1571NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.13
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1588 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1588NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.29
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1589 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, on sky
#1589NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.42
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #1631 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1631NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.09
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1639 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1639NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.18
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1641 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1641NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.21
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1715 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1715NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.3
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1731 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#1731NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.28
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1750 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1750NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.89
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1779 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1779NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.98
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1811 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1811NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.66
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1865 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1865NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.99
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1869 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1869NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.52
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1871 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1871NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.46
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1879 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1879NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.45
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1891 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1891NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.86
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1895 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1895NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.95
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1900 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1900NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.37
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1917 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1917NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.44
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1962 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1962NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.97
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2011 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2011NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.7
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2045 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2045NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.44
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2047 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2047NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.92
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2056 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2056NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.25
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2205 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2205NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.31
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2209 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2209NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.26
Rarest: tabby 12.9%

End of the list — all 39 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.