The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0042 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky

#0042AAPL

INTERN

Rarity40.69

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #0136 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky

#0136AAPL

#0188AAPL

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0435 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky

#0435AAPL

INTERN

Rarity43.23

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #1057 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on sky

#1057AAPL

INTERN

Rarity37.67

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #1063 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on sky

#1063AAPL

#1066AAPL

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #1127 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky

#1127NVDA

INTERN

Rarity46.72

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #1245 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on sky

#1245NVDA

#1437NVDA

#1442NVDA

#1506NVDA

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #1550 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on sky

#1550NVDA

#1690NVDA

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #2251 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky

#2251TSLA

INTERN

Rarity42.05

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #2708 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, on sky

#2708TSLA

INTERN

Rarity47.91

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #2902 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on sky

#2902TSLA

INTERN

Rarity45.4

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #2988 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky

#2988TSLA

#3059TSLA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3232 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky

#3232TSLA

INTERN

Rarity55.13

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #3313 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, on sky

#3313TSLA

INTERN

Rarity50.69

Rarest: mint 8.3%

End of the list — all 21 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.