The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0255 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0255AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.46
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0303 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0303AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.62
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0625 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0625AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.97
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0673 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0673AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.78
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0735 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0735AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.11
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0858 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0858AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.49
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1298 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1298NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.73
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1597 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1597NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.73
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1616 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1616NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.53
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1625 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, on sky
#1625NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.66
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1713 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1713NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.03
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1795 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1795NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.48
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1837 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1837NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.43
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1961 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1961NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.03
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2012 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2012NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.6
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2035 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2035NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.37
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2096 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2096NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.18
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2136 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2136NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.81
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2297 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2297TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.46
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2332 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2332TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.36
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2348 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2348TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.19
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2352 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2352TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.05
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2518 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2518TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.23
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2947 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2947TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.11
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3087 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3087TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.37
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3177 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#3177TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.5
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #3250 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#3250TSLA
INTERN
Rarity39.26
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3301 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#3301TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.09
Rarest: mint 12.2%

End of the list — all 28 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.