The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0042 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0042AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.69
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0183 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0183AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.06
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0188 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0188AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.3
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0397 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0397AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.82
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0429 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0429AAPL
INTERN
Rarity36
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #0595 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0595AAPL
INTERN
Rarity32.84
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0735 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0735AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.11
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0767 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0767AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.28
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0784 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0784AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.2
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0814 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0814AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.53
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0861 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0861AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.06
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0901 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0901AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.57
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0940 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0940AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.86
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1009 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1009AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.32
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1066 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1066AAPL
INTERN
Rarity36.85
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1104 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1104AAPL
INTERN
Rarity35.3
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1298 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1298NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.73
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1442 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1442NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.71
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1449 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1449NVDA
INTERN
Rarity35.35
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1506 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1506NVDA
INTERN
Rarity38.03
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1616 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1616NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.53
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1690 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1690NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.65
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1710 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1710NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.37
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1770 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1770NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.79
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1817 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1817NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.61
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2019 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2019NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.85
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2247 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2247TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.16
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2251 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2251TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.05
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2286 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2286TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.77
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2297 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2297TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.46
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2532 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2532TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.04
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2547 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2547TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.44
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2568 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2568TSLA
INTERN
Rarity33.36
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2721 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2721TSLA
INTERN
Rarity36.74
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2864 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2864TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.46
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2874 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2874TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.61
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2972 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2972TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.18
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2981 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2981TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.69
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2988 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2988TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.27
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #3007 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3007TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.85
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3019 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3019TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.6
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3059 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#3059TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.88
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3087 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3087TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.37
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3211 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#3211TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.41
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3241 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3241TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.59
Rarest: tabby 12.9%

End of the list — all 45 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.