The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0076 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0076AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.37
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0087 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0087AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.92
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0118 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0118AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.68
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0397 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0397AAPL
INTERN
Rarity38.82
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0822 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0822AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.99
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0861 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0861AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.06
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0968 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0968AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.96
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0990 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0990AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.42
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1710 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1710NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.37
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1817 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1817NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.61
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1879 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1879NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.45
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2228 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2228TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.74
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2532 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2532TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.04
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2547 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2547TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.44
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2576 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2576TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.88
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2981 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2981TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.69
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3007 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3007TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.85
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3029 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3029TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.24
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3079 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#3079TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.9
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3241 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3241TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.59
Rarest: tabby 12.9%

End of the list — all 20 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.