The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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EmployerCatnip Systems Backgroundsky Suitlavender CLEAR ALL

Employee #0008 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on sky

#0008AAPL

#0042AAPL

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #0057 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on sky

#0057AAPL

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Rarity37.9

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #0136 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky

#0136AAPL

#0188AAPL

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0200 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky

#0200AAPL

INTERN

Rarity53.63

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #0435 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky

#0435AAPL

INTERN

Rarity43.23

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #0437 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on sky

#0437AAPL

INTERN

Rarity43.66

Rarest: magenta 12.3%

Employee #0476 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on sky

#0476AAPL

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Rarity39.77

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #0582 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on sky

#0582AAPL

#0644AAPL

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #0652 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on sky

#0652AAPL

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Rarity40.44

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #0743 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky

#0743AAPL

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Rarity48

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #0774 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky

#0774AAPL

INTERN

Rarity48.77

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #0812 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky

#0812AAPL

INTERN

Rarity58.71

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #1057 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on sky

#1057AAPL

INTERN

Rarity37.67

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #1063 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on sky

#1063AAPL

#1066AAPL

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #1070 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky

#1070AAPL

INTERN

Rarity53.52

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #1094 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky

#1094AAPL

INTERN

Rarity51.27

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

End of the list — all 20 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.