The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0112 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0112AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.42
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0181 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#0181AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.58
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0263 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#0263AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.62
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0490 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#0490AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.96
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0517 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0517AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.54
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0792 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#0792AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.77
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0845 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0845AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.81
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0896 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0896AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.83
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0933 — a white cat, in a green suit, on tangerine
#0933AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.79
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1347 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1347NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.03
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1401 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#1401NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.56
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1517 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1517NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.11
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1636 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1636NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.8
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1706 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1706NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.77
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1829 — a cream cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1829NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.72
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1926 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1926NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.56
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2112 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2112NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.52
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2115 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2115NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.78
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2159 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2159NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.46
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2218 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2218NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.09
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2256 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2256TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.31
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2351 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2351TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.6
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2389 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2389TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.19
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2648 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2648TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.61
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2693 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2693TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.41
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3193 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#3193TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.35
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3226 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#3226TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.35
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3229 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#3229TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.94
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

End of the list — all 28 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.