The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0060 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0060AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.72
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0067 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0067AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.13
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0696 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#0696AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.39
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1024 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1024AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.17
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1230 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#1230NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.24
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1377 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1377NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.98
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1529 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1529NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.61
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1695 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1695NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.23
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1777 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1777NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.07
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1783 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, on tangerine
#1783NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.94
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1973 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#1973NVDA
INTERN
Rarity64.74
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2266 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2266TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.8
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2713 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#2713TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.77
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2911 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, on tangerine
#2911TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.05
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2922 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2922TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.73
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2926 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2926TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.37
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3238 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#3238TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.08
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

End of the list — all 17 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.