The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0260 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0260AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.08
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0278 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#0278AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.41
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0545 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0545AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.86
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0578 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0578AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.72
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0927 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0927AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.58
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0929 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0929AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.46
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0946 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0946AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.73
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1268 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1268NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.8
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1311 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1311NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.58
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1422 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1422NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.3
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1522 — a gray cat, in a black suit, on tangerine
#1522NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.87
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1635 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1635NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.19
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1741 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#1741NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.69
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1814 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1814NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.09
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1972 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1972NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.75
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2015 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#2015NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.34
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2202 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#2202NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.27
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2317 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, on tangerine
#2317TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.75
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2740 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, on tangerine
#2740TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.51
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2741 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2741TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.11
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2781 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2781TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.93
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2808 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2808TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.45
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2822 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2822TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.01
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2857 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2857TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.77
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2887 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2887TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.65
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2892 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2892TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.38
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2928 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on tangerine
#2928TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.65
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2994 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2994TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.72
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

End of the list — all 28 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.