The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0175 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0175AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.41
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0187 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0187AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.18
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0336 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0336AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.94
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0560 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0560AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.18
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0668 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#0668AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.55
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0927 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0927AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.58
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0977 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#0977AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.63
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1043 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1043AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.73
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1117 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1117NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.03
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1396 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#1396NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1455 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#1455NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.41
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1601 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#1601NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.59
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1783 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, on tangerine
#1783NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.94
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2218 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2218NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.09
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2541 — a sky cat, in a black suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2541TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.39
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2693 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2693TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.41
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2713 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#2713TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.77
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2904 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2904TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.61
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2930 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2930TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.99
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

End of the list — all 19 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.