The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0175 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0175AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.41
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0211 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0211AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.38
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0218 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0218AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.44
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0267 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0267AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.25
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0278 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#0278AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.41
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0571 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0571AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.95
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0817 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0817AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.16
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0915 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0915AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.54
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1283 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1283NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.47
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1337 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1337NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.92
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1347 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1347NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.03
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1922 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1922NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.67
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2159 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2159NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.46
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2218 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2218NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.09
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2474 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2474TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.29
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2612 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2612TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.43
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2622 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2622TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.15
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2651 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2651TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.05
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2681 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2681TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.45
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2781 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2781TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.93
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2808 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2808TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.45
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2904 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2904TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.61
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2977 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2977TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.03
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

End of the list — all 23 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.