The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0060 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0060AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.72
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0077 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0077AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.97
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0277 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0277AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.79
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0533 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#0533AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.63
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0907 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0907AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.22
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1492 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#1492NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.53
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2066 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2066NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.34
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2112 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2112NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.52
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2256 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2256TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.31
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2411 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2411TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.83
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2462 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2462TSLA
INTERN
Rarity64.82
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2470 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, on tangerine
#2470TSLA
INTERN
Rarity65.55
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2741 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2741TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.11
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2871 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, on tangerine
#2871TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.46
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3034 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#3034TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.27
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3100 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#3100TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.52
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3143 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#3143TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.28
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

End of the list — all 17 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.