The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0060 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0060AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.72
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0065 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0065AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.06
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0077 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0077AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.97
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0171 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0171AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.36
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0277 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0277AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.79
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0285 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0285AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.48
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0306 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0306AAPL
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Rarity58.37
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0511 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0511AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.13
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0531 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0531AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.71
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0533 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#0533AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.63
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0545 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0545AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.86
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0670 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0670AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.41
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0678 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0678AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.06
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0896 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0896AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.83
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0907 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0907AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.22
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0909 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0909AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.85
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1005 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#1005AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.16
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

End of the list — all 17 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.