The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0067 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0067AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.13
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0082 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0082AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.76
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0187 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0187AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.18
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0260 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0260AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.08
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0277 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0277AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.79
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0278 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#0278AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.41
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0336 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0336AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.94
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0523 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#0523AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.27
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0725 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#0725AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.36
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0792 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#0792AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.77
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0907 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0907AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.22
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0927 — a mint cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0927AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.58
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1117 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1117NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.03
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1163 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on tangerine
#1163NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.76
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1284 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#1284NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.33
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1311 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1311NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.58
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1422 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1422NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.3
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1522 — a gray cat, in a black suit, on tangerine
#1522NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.87
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1601 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#1601NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.59
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1635 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1635NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.19
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1668 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1668NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.05
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1741 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#1741NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.69
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1783 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, on tangerine
#1783NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.94
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1814 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1814NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.09
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1863 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1863NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.08
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2006 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2006NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.07
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2015 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#2015NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.34
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2021 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on tangerine
#2021NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.65
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2165 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2165NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.65
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2166 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#2166NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.2
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2202 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#2202NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.27
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2276 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2276TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.11
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2317 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, on tangerine
#2317TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.75
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2411 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2411TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.83
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2474 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2474TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.29
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2648 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2648TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.61
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2681 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2681TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.45
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2693 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2693TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.41
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2740 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, on tangerine
#2740TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.51
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2741 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2741TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.11
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2781 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2781TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.93
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2857 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2857TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.77
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2871 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, on tangerine
#2871TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.46
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2887 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2887TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.65
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2892 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2892TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.38
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2911 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, on tangerine
#2911TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.05
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2928 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on tangerine
#2928TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.65
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2994 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2994TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.72
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2995 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2995TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.38
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2998 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2998TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.61
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3034 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#3034TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.27
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3100 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#3100TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.52
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3143 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#3143TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.28
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3182 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#3182TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.76
Rarest: lavender 6.6%

End of the list — all 54 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.