The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0336 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0336AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.94
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0533 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#0533AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.63
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0669 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0669AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.18
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0708 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#0708AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.53
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0725 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#0725AAPL
INTERN
Rarity43.36
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0907 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0907AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.22
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1039 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1039AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.94
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1103 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1103AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.64
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1110 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on tangerine
#1110AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.13
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1253 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#1253NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.14
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1308 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#1308NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.61
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1369 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, on tangerine
#1369NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.44
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1633 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#1633NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.93
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1684 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, on tangerine
#1684NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.7
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2029 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on tangerine
#2029NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2165 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2165NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.65
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2202 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#2202NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.27
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2411 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2411TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.83
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2464 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2464TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.42
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2474 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2474TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.29
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2612 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2612TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.43
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2781 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2781TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.93
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2817 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#2817TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.59
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2826 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2826TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.14
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2836 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2836TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.94
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2887 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2887TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.65
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2928 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on tangerine
#2928TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.65
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2994 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2994TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.72
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2995 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2995TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.38
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2998 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2998TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.61
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3100 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#3100TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.52
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3182 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#3182TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.76
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3296 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#3296TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.94
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

End of the list — all 33 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.