The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0187 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0187AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.18
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0267 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0267AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.25
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0306 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0306AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.37
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0490 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#0490AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.96
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0795 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0795AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.89
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0967 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0967AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.98
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1039 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1039AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.94
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1117 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1117NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.03
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1282 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1282NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.99
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1347 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1347NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.03
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1369 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, on tangerine
#1369NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.44
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1455 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#1455NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.41
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1539 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1539NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.31
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1633 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#1633NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.93
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1668 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1668NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.05
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1833 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1833NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.28
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2086 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2086NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.18
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2186 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#2186NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.87
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2202 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#2202NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.27
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2462 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2462TSLA
INTERN
Rarity64.82
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2470 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, on tangerine
#2470TSLA
INTERN
Rarity65.55
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2618 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2618TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.89
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2653 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2653TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.74
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2736 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#2736TSLA
INTERN
Rarity68.78
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2740 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, on tangerine
#2740TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.51
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2922 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2922TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.73
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3182 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#3182TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.76
Rarest: lavender 6.6%

End of the list — all 27 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.