The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0065 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0065AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.06
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0077 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0077AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.97
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0082 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0082AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.76
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0187 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0187AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.18
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0201 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#0201AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.73
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0211 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0211AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.38
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0277 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0277AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.79
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0511 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0511AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.13
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0531 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0531AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.71
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0670 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0670AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.41
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0678 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0678AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.06
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0691 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0691AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.58
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0717 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0717AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.51
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0967 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0967AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.98
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1268 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1268NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.8
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1282 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1282NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.99
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1284 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#1284NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.33
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1408 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#1408NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.67
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1470 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#1470NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.91
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1814 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1814NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.09
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1822 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1822NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.83
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1972 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1972NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.75
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1982 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#1982NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.73
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2086 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2086NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.18
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2158 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2158NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.99
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2166 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#2166NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.2
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2314 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2314TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.9
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2461 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2461TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.31
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2687 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2687TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.64
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2741 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2741TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.11
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2871 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, on tangerine
#2871TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.46
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2892 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2892TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.38
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3005 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#3005TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.89
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3023 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#3023TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.6
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3203 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#3203TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.1
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3265 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#3265TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.94
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

End of the list — all 36 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.