The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2256 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2256TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.31
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2274 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#2274TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.79
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2276 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2276TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.11
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2344 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2344TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.6
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2461 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2461TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.31
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2575 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2575TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.78
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2590 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2590TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.71
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2693 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2693TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.41
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2713 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#2713TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.77
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2822 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2822TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.01
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2824 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2824TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.78
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2857 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2857TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.77
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2892 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2892TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.38
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2908 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2908TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.13
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2926 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2926TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.37
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2995 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2995TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.38
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2998 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2998TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.61
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3017 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#3017TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.73
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3100 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#3100TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.52
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3143 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#3143TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.28
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3150 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#3150TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.79
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3168 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#3168TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.76
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3193 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#3193TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.35
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3226 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#3226TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.35
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

End of the list — all 24 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.