The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0129 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on volt
#0129AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.79
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0274 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0274AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.71
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0333 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0333AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.19
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0365 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#0365AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.25
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0396 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on volt
#0396AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.44
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0399 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0399AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.3
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0497 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#0497AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.99
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0535 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#0535AAPL
INTERN
Rarity64.29
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0932 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#0932AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.37
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1215 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on volt
#1215NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.14
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1294 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on volt
#1294NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.51
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1493 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#1493NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.76
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1659 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1659NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.78
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1756 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1756NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.1
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1794 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on volt
#1794NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.33
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1947 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on volt
#1947NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.67
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2185 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2185NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.77
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2494 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#2494TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.46
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2554 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#2554TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.31
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2563 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#2563TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.99
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2862 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#2862TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.63
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2970 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2970TSLA
INTERN
Rarity67.88
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3064 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#3064TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.61
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3217 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#3217TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.48
Rarest: volt 5.0%

End of the list — all 24 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.