The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0053 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, on volt
#0053AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.38
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0140 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#0140AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.78
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0193 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0193AAPL
INTERN
Rarity71.17
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0217 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on volt
#0217AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.67
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0225 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0225AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.77
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0266 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#0266AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.63
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0291 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on volt
#0291AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.98
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0331 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#0331AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.46
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0343 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on volt
#0343AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.32
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0379 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0379AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.82
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0423 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0423AAPL
INTERN
Rarity65.48
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0448 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0448AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.63
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0502 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on volt
#0502AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.56
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0564 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#0564AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.56
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0623 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on volt
#0623AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.53
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0674 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#0674AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.84
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0747 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on volt
#0747AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.65
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0881 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#0881AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.06
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0957 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0957AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.5
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0981 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#0981AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.63
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1002 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#1002AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.12
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1047 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#1047AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.42
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1078 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on volt
#1078AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.03
Rarest: volt 5.0%

End of the list — all 23 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.