The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0011 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on volt
#0011AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.64
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0096 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#0096AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.82
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0266 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#0266AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.63
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0331 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#0331AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.46
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0382 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on volt
#0382AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.87
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0384 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#0384AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.03
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1114 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#1114NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.29
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1411 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on volt
#1411NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.4
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1530 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#1530NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.12
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1724 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#1724NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.42
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2000 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#2000NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.61
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2199 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#2199NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.89
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2620 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on volt
#2620TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.14
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2803 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on volt
#2803TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.41
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2878 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#2878TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.63
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2932 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on volt
#2932TSLA
INTERN
Rarity70.68
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3073 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on volt
#3073TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.65
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3154 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#3154TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.31
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3249 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on volt
#3249TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.29
Rarest: volt 5.0%

End of the list — all 19 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.