The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1114 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#1114NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.29
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1189 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#1189NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.38
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1215 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on volt
#1215NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.14
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1234 — a sky cat, in a green suit, on volt
#1234NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.06
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1264 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on volt
#1264NVDA
INTERN
Rarity67.94
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1277 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#1277NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.34
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1294 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on volt
#1294NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.51
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1333 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#1333NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.1
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1411 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on volt
#1411NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.4
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1493 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#1493NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.76
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1512 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on volt
#1512NVDA
INTERN
Rarity68.52
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1530 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#1530NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.12
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1547 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on volt
#1547NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.78
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1548 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#1548NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.44
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1590 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#1590NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.04
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1647 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#1647NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.49
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1724 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#1724NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.42
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1729 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#1729NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.07
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1733 — a white cat, in a green suit, on volt
#1733NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.46
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1794 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on volt
#1794NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.33
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1848 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#1848NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.33
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1947 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on volt
#1947NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.67
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2000 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#2000NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.61
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2199 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#2199NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.89
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2213 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#2213NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.91
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2216 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on volt
#2216NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.08
Rarest: volt 5.0%

End of the list — all 26 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.