The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0198 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#0198AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.15
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0365 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#0365AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.25
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0461 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#0461AAPL
INTERN
Rarity64.43
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0535 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#0535AAPL
INTERN
Rarity64.29
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0633 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#0633AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.46
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0722 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#0722AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.92
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0781 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#0781AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.09
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0881 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#0881AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.06
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0932 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#0932AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.37
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1016 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1016AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.81
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1273 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1273NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.82
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1357 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1357NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.31
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1410 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1410NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.37
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1498 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1498NVDA
INTERN
Rarity65.15
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1596 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1596NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.25
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1653 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1653NVDA
INTERN
Rarity67.61
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1659 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1659NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.78
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1692 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1692NVDA
INTERN
Rarity77.02
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1705 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1705NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.06
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1756 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1756NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.1
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1808 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1808NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.44
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1929 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1929NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.32
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1939 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1939NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.66
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2002 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2002NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.8
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2153 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2153NVDA
INTERN
Rarity77.08
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2185 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2185NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.77
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2360 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2360TSLA
INTERN
Rarity72.34
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2520 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2520TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.41
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2585 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2585TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.83
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2649 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2649TSLA
INTERN
Rarity66.75
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2668 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2668TSLA
INTERN
Rarity64.55
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2789 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2789TSLA
INTERN
Rarity67.67
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2880 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2880TSLA
INTERN
Rarity64.12
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2970 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2970TSLA
INTERN
Rarity67.88
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3042 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#3042TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.75
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3064 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#3064TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.61
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3118 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#3118TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.03
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3217 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#3217TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.48
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3221 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#3221TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.51
Rarest: volt 5.0%

End of the list — all 39 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.