The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0010 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0010AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.26
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0094 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0094AAPL
INTERN
Rarity66.21
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0193 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0193AAPL
INTERN
Rarity71.17
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0225 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0225AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.77
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0274 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0274AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.71
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0302 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0302AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.02
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0333 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0333AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.19
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0379 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0379AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.82
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0399 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0399AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.3
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0423 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0423AAPL
INTERN
Rarity65.48
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0448 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0448AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.63
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0478 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0478AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.88
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0820 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0820AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.17
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0957 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0957AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.5
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1048 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#1048AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.73
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1147 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#1147NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.55
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1328 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#1328NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.79
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1898 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#1898NVDA
INTERN
Rarity65.95
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2137 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#2137NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.87
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2181 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#2181NVDA
INTERN
Rarity71.49
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2451 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#2451TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.79
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2513 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#2513TSLA
INTERN
Rarity65.31
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2554 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#2554TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.31
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2587 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#2587TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.61
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2664 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#2664TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.16
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2833 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#2833TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.16
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3331 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#3331TSLA
INTERN
Rarity67.62
Rarest: volt 5.0%

End of the list — all 27 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.