The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0129 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on volt
#0129AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.79
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0140 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#0140AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.78
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0217 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on volt
#0217AAPL
INTERN
Rarity61.67
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0291 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on volt
#0291AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.98
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0367 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#0367AAPL
INTERN
Rarity79.96
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0396 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on volt
#0396AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.44
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0688 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#0688AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.01
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0951 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#0951AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.74
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0957 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0957AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.5
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0981 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#0981AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.63
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1002 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#1002AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.12
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1101 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#1101AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.22
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1114 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#1114NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.29
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1264 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, on volt
#1264NVDA
INTERN
Rarity67.94
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1273 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1273NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.82
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1274 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#1274NVDA
INTERN
Rarity68.87
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1328 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#1328NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.79
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1410 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1410NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.37
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1547 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on volt
#1547NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.78
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1596 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1596NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.25
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1692 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1692NVDA
INTERN
Rarity77.02
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1724 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#1724NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.42
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1747 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#1747NVDA
INTERN
Rarity63.36
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1756 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1756NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.1
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1794 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on volt
#1794NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.33
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1939 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1939NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.66
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2181 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#2181NVDA
INTERN
Rarity71.49
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2258 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#2258TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.87
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2282 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#2282TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.87
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2360 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2360TSLA
INTERN
Rarity72.34
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2387 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#2387TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.63
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2597 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on volt
#2597TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.64
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2649 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2649TSLA
INTERN
Rarity66.75
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2789 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2789TSLA
INTERN
Rarity67.67
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2813 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on volt
#2813TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.02
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2862 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#2862TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.63
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3071 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on volt
#3071TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.57
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3217 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#3217TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.48
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #3220 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#3220TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.56
Rarest: volt 5.0%

End of the list — all 39 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.