The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0037 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0037AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.25
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0041 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0041AAPL
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Rarity37.33
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0050 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#0050AAPL
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Rarity52.86
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0121 — a white cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0121AAPL
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Rarity46.89
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0142 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0142AAPL
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Rarity43.34
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0148 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#0148AAPL
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Rarity50.8
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0153 — a pink cat, in a black suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0153AAPL
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Rarity59.74
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0185 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#0185AAPL
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Rarity51.4
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0207 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0207AAPL
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Rarity50.5
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0233 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0233AAPL
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Rarity49.78
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0247 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0247AAPL
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Rarity43.41
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0272 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0272AAPL
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Rarity44.9
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0279 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0279AAPL
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Rarity50.45
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0289 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0289AAPL
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Rarity47.28
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0299 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0299AAPL
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Rarity51.34
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0329 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0329AAPL
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Rarity63.88
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0375 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0375AAPL
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Rarity53.68
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0390 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0390AAPL
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Rarity56.11
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0393 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0393AAPL
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Rarity51.81
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0466 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0466AAPL
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Rarity50.72
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0524 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#0524AAPL
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Rarity49.96
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0535 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#0535AAPL
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Rarity64.29
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0547 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0547AAPL
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Rarity47.1
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0554 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0554AAPL
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Rarity54.73
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0568 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#0568AAPL
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Rarity53.1
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0627 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, on sky
#0627AAPL
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Rarity45.01
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0634 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0634AAPL
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Rarity52.43
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0648 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0648AAPL
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Rarity62.4
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0659 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0659AAPL
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Rarity49.93
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0682 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0682AAPL
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Rarity54.02
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0693 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0693AAPL
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Rarity54.71
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0695 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0695AAPL
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Rarity44.75
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0696 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#0696AAPL
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Rarity53.39
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0713 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#0713AAPL
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Rarity51.45
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0728 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0728AAPL
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Rarity46.98
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0780 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0780AAPL
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Rarity43.85
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0786 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0786AAPL
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Rarity46.62
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0851 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0851AAPL
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Rarity48.13
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0955 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0955AAPL
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Rarity52.64
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1034 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1034AAPL
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Rarity45.23
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1044 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1044AAPL
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Rarity39.03
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1065 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1065AAPL
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Rarity37.81
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1071 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1071AAPL
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Rarity47.22
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1083 — a sky cat, in a black suit, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#1083AAPL
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Rarity67.86
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1122 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1122NVDA
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Rarity56.01
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1158 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1158NVDA
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Rarity44.77
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1172 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#1172NVDA
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Rarity43.43
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1250 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1250NVDA
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Rarity47.88
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1256 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#1256NVDA
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Rarity55.84
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1283 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1283NVDA
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Rarity50.47
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1293 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1293NVDA
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Rarity56.33
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1331 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#1331NVDA
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Rarity51.76
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1365 — a gray cat, in a green suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1365NVDA
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Rarity58.84
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1369 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, on tangerine
#1369NVDA
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Rarity57.44
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1375 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1375NVDA
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Rarity52.61
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1430 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1430NVDA
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Rarity51.24
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1470 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#1470NVDA
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Rarity51.91
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1540 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1540NVDA
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Rarity48.49
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1570 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1570NVDA
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Rarity48.21
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1592 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1592NVDA
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Rarity51.94
Rarest: mint 8.3%

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.