The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0015 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0015AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.87
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0017 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0017AAPL
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Rarity40.66
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0031 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0031AAPL
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Rarity48.72
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0067 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#0067AAPL
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Rarity51.13
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0083 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0083AAPL
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Rarity50.52
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0096 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#0096AAPL
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Rarity54.82
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0131 — a white cat, in a green suit, on sky
#0131AAPL
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Rarity45.17
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #0195 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, on charcoal
#0195AAPL
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Rarity56.12
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0205 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0205AAPL
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Rarity57
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0223 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0223AAPL
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Rarity49.28
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0243 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#0243AAPL
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Rarity51.48
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0273 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#0273AAPL
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Rarity46.65
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0296 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on volt
#0296AAPL
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Rarity61.31
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0325 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0325AAPL
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Rarity41.47
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0327 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on charcoal
#0327AAPL
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Rarity53.46
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0345 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0345AAPL
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Rarity45.19
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0428 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0428AAPL
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Rarity57.26
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0441 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0441AAPL
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Rarity63.94
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0459 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0459AAPL
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Rarity47.64
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0473 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0473AAPL
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Rarity44.62
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0497 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#0497AAPL
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Rarity55.99
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0576 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0576AAPL
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Rarity47.42
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0584 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#0584AAPL
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Rarity47.63
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0586 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#0586AAPL
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Rarity55.44
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0588 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#0588AAPL
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Rarity48.42
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0596 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#0596AAPL
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Rarity48.97
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0604 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0604AAPL
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Rarity42.99
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0610 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0610AAPL
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Rarity51.87
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0625 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0625AAPL
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Rarity45.97
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0664 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0664AAPL
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Rarity42.31
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0675 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0675AAPL
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Rarity46.14
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #0676 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0676AAPL
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Rarity44.85
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0718 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0718AAPL
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Rarity43.63
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0743 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0743AAPL
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Rarity48
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0750 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0750AAPL
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Rarity47.53
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0765 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0765AAPL
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Rarity47.44
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0801 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0801AAPL
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Rarity48.19
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0831 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on royal
#0831AAPL
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Rarity54.45
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0832 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0832AAPL
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Rarity56.63
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0843 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#0843AAPL
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Rarity49.14
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0854 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0854AAPL
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Rarity43.57
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0868 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0868AAPL
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Rarity49.46
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0910 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0910AAPL
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Rarity46.23
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0912 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0912AAPL
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Rarity50
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0924 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0924AAPL
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Rarity49.66
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0954 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#0954AAPL
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Rarity47.06
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0965 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0965AAPL
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Rarity40.29
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #1020 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#1020AAPL
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Rarity48.27
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1102 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1102AAPL
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Rarity39.1
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1133 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1133NVDA
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Rarity53.93
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1168 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1168NVDA
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Rarity45.58
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1184 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1184NVDA
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Rarity49.92
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1195 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#1195NVDA
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Rarity44.93
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1199 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1199NVDA
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Rarity47.45
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1299 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1299NVDA
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Rarity46.19
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1323 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1323NVDA
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Rarity49.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1353 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1353NVDA
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Rarity42
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1400 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1400NVDA
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Rarity48.84
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1406 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1406NVDA
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Rarity40.58
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #1419 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1419NVDA
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Rarity48.77
Rarest: butter 8.8%

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.