The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0015 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0015AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.87
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0089 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0089AAPL
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Rarity46.27
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0096 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on volt
#0096AAPL
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Rarity54.82
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0126 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#0126AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.35
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0177 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0177AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.64
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0302 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0302AAPL
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Rarity63.02
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0312 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0312AAPL
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Rarity49.74
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0338 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine
#0338AAPL
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Rarity56.38
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0372 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0372AAPL
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Rarity53.42
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0427 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0427AAPL
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Rarity52.84
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0475 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0475AAPL
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Rarity46.43
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0596 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#0596AAPL
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Rarity48.97
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0604 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0604AAPL
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Rarity42.99
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0664 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0664AAPL
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Rarity42.31
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0676 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0676AAPL
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Rarity44.85
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0750 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0750AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.53
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #0774 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0774AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.77
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0828 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0828AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.64
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0884 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0884AAPL
INTERN
Rarity66.23
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0910 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0910AAPL
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Rarity46.23
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0965 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0965AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.29
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #1025 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1025AAPL
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Rarity52.66
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1073 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1073AAPL
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Rarity53.58
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1108 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1108AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.63
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1177 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1177NVDA
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Rarity51.48
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1323 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1323NVDA
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Rarity49.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1400 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1400NVDA
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Rarity48.84
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1452 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1452NVDA
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Rarity50.89
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1618 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1618NVDA
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Rarity49.95
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1627 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1627NVDA
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Rarity50.73
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1636 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1636NVDA
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Rarity47.8
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1884 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1884NVDA
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Rarity51.99
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1969 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1969NVDA
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Rarity47.12
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2008 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#2008NVDA
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Rarity49.13
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2136 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2136NVDA
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Rarity39.81
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2178 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2178NVDA
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Rarity53.25
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2208 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2208NVDA
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Rarity47.8
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2217 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2217NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.94
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2223 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2223TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.67
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2299 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#2299TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.83
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #2403 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2403TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.86
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2444 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2444TSLA
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Rarity42.88
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2473 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#2473TSLA
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Rarity51.1
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2709 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#2709TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.74
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2750 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#2750TSLA
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Rarity53.76
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2757 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2757TSLA
INTERN
Rarity38.42
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2826 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#2826TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.14
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2877 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#2877TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.39
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2909 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2909TSLA
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Rarity46.18
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3153 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#3153TSLA
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Rarity50.19
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3237 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#3237TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.04
Rarest: sky 13.8%

End of the list — all 51 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.