The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0067 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine

#0067AAPL

INTERN

Rarity51.13

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #0096 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on volt

#0096AAPL

#0200AAPL

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #0419 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose

#0419AAPL

#0743AAPL

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #0774 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky

#0774AAPL

INTERN

Rarity48.77

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #0801 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle

#0801AAPL

#0884AAPL

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #1007 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose

#1007AAPL

#1024AAPL

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #1094 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky

#1094AAPL

INTERN

Rarity51.27

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #1168 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet

#1168NVDA

INTERN

Rarity45.58

Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

Employee #1184 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter

#1184NVDA

#1192NVDA

Rarest: round-gold 12.1%

Employee #1299 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on sky

#1299NVDA

INTERN

Rarity46.19

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #1654 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky

#1654NVDA

INTERN

Rarity52.12

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #1671 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle

#1671NVDA

#1704NVDA

#1777NVDA

Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Employee #1996 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, on mint

#1996NVDA

#2065NVDA

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #2129 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#2129NVDA

INTERN

Rarity56.36

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2144 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose

#2144NVDA

#2156NVDA

Rarest: lavender 12.4%

Employee #2443 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on charcoal

#2443TSLA

INTERN

Rarity66.72

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #3215 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal

#3215TSLA

INTERN

Rarity57.98

Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

Employee #3217 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt

#3217TSLA

#3235TSLA

Rarest: hot pink 7.1%

End of the list — all 28 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.