The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0166 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0166AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.12
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0205 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0205AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0223 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0223AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.28
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0325 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0325AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.47
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0473 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0473AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.62
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0625 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0625AAPL
INTERN
Rarity45.97
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0765 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0765AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.44
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #0853 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0853AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.77
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0965 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0965AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.29
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #1020 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#1020AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.27
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1025 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1025AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.66
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1073 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#1073AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.58
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1133 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1133NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.93
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1305 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1305NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.37
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1323 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1323NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1334 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1334NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.93
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1387 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1387NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.84
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1399 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1399NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.99
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1670 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1670NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.98
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1675 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1675NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.39
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1792 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1792NVDA
INTERN
Rarity60.26
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1800 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1800NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.5
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1822 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1822NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.83
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1872 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#1872NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.02
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1927 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#1927NVDA
INTERN
Rarity64.54
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1961 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1961NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.03
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2005 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#2005NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.74
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2007 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2007NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.14
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2026 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2026NVDA
INTERN
Rarity41.59
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2028 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#2028NVDA
INTERN
Rarity57.31
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2067 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2067NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.67
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2136 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2136NVDA
INTERN
Rarity39.81
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2166 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#2166NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.2
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2178 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2178NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.25
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2207 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2207NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.32
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2365 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#2365TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.42
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2473 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#2473TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.1
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2521 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#2521TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.67
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2530 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#2530TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.18
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2582 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2582TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.49
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2617 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2617TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.01
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2680 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2680TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.65
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2694 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#2694TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.6
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2750 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#2750TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.76
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2873 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2873TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.72
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2895 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, on periwinkle
#2895TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.04
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2935 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2935TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.08
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #2939 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, on hot pink
#2939TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.68
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3005 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#3005TSLA
INTERN
Rarity63.89
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #3049 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#3049TSLA
INTERN
Rarity61.28
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #3125 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#3125TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.01
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3129 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#3129TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.08
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3184 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#3184TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.87
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3247 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3247TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.52
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3275 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#3275TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.61
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #3295 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, on plasma violet
#3295TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.61
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3308 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#3308TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.65
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3317 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#3317TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.76
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3332 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#3332TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.93
Rarest: butter 8.8%

End of the list — all 59 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.