The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #1119 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1119NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.49
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1133 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1133NVDA
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Rarity53.93
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1167 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1167NVDA
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Rarity46.72
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #1168 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#1168NVDA
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Rarity45.58
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1177 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1177NVDA
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Rarity51.48
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1184 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1184NVDA
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Rarity49.92
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1192 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#1192NVDA
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Rarity53.46
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #1195 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#1195NVDA
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Rarity44.93
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1199 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1199NVDA
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Rarity47.45
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1228 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1228NVDA
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Rarity42.9
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1263 — a white cat, in a black suit, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1263NVDA
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Rarity64.48
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1299 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1299NVDA
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Rarity46.19
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1302 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#1302NVDA
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Rarity56
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1305 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1305NVDA
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Rarity52.37
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1322 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1322NVDA
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Rarity47.65
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1323 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1323NVDA
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Rarity49.69
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1334 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#1334NVDA
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Rarity49.93
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1353 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1353NVDA
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Rarity42
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1387 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1387NVDA
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Rarity60.84
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1399 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1399NVDA
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Rarity54.99
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1400 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1400NVDA
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Rarity48.84
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1406 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1406NVDA
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Rarity40.58
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #1419 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1419NVDA
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Rarity48.77
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1431 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1431NVDA
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Rarity67.8
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1452 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1452NVDA
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Rarity50.89
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1466 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1466NVDA
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Rarity45.78
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1477 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1477NVDA
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Rarity48.32
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1494 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#1494NVDA
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Rarity45.74
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1515 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1515NVDA
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Rarity54.07
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1517 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1517NVDA
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Rarity47.11
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1531 — a mint cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1531NVDA
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Rarity53.07
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1538 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1538NVDA
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Rarity45.76
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1598 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1598NVDA
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Rarity49.61
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1611 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1611NVDA
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Rarity46.66
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1618 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1618NVDA
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Rarity49.95
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1622 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1622NVDA
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Rarity54.33
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1627 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#1627NVDA
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Rarity50.73
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1633 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#1633NVDA
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Rarity58.93
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1636 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#1636NVDA
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Rarity47.8
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1639 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1639NVDA
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Rarity43.18
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1654 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1654NVDA
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Rarity52.12
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1669 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1669NVDA
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Rarity42.55
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1670 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1670NVDA
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Rarity53.98
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1671 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#1671NVDA
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Rarity53.31
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1674 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1674NVDA
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Rarity53.61
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1675 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1675NVDA
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Rarity55.39
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1680 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#1680NVDA
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Rarity42.75
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1684 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, on tangerine
#1684NVDA
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Rarity49.7
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1688 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#1688NVDA
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Rarity44.95
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1704 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1704NVDA
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Rarity53.41
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1746 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1746NVDA
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Rarity44.24
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #1757 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#1757NVDA
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Rarity50.06
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1764 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1764NVDA
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Rarity51.05
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1770 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1770NVDA
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Rarity45.79
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #1772 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1772NVDA
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Rarity54.02
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1774 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1774NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.39
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1775 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1775NVDA
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Rarity43.57
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1777 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1777NVDA
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Rarity51.07
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1792 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1792NVDA
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Rarity60.26
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1794 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on volt
#1794NVDA
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Rarity54.33
Rarest: volt 5.0%

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.