The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0028 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0028AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.91
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0076 — a sky cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0076AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.37
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0245 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0245AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.37
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0270 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#0270AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.12
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0436 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0436AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.67
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0449 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0449AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.81
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0495 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0495AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.43
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0541 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0541AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.98
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #0680 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0680AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.54
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0988 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0988AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.33
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #0996 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0996AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.33
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1149 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1149NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.41
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1238 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1238NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.86
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1247 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1247NVDA
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Rarity44.27
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1395 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1395NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.63
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1448 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1448NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.32
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1465 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1465NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.25
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1473 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1473NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.34
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1537 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1537NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.84
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1539 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1539NVDA
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Rarity61.31
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1562 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1562NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.97
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1714 — a sky cat, in a black suit, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#1714NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.27
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1856 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1856NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.31
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1895 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1895NVDA
INTERN
Rarity40.95
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1941 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1941NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.88
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2060 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2060NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.26
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2080 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2080NVDA
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Rarity51.93
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2123 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2123NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.84
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2148 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2148NVDA
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Rarity47.92
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2253 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2253TSLA
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Rarity46.48
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2272 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#2272TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.49
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2315 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2315TSLA
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Rarity52.3
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2349 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2349TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.91
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2374 — a tabby cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2374TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.35
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2468 — a mint cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2468TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.45
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2475 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#2475TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.49
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2606 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2606TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.7
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2608 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2608TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.02
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2631 — a tabby cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2631TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.51
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2783 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2783TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2823 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2823TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.18
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2850 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2850TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.02
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2852 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#2852TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.02
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2858 — a sky cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2858TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2931 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2931TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.63
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3001 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#3001TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.48
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3010 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#3010TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.4
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3132 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#3132TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.98
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3173 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3173TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.89
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3228 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#3228TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.39
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3253 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#3253TSLA
INTERN
Rarity64.69
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3311 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#3311TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.18
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

End of the list — all 52 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.