The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0139 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky

#0139AAPL

INTERN

Rarity49.35

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0306 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on tangerine

#0306AAPL

INTERN

Rarity58.37

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0334 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on royal

#0334AAPL

INTERN

Rarity54.81

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0537 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on volt

#0537AAPL

#0680AAPL

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #0925 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on rose

#0925AAPL

INTERN

Rarity57.64

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1277 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on volt

#1277NVDA

#1296NVDA

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1312 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on mint

#1312NVDA

INTERN

Rarity51.6

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1539 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine

#1539NVDA

INTERN

Rarity61.31

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1563 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle

#1563NVDA

INTERN

Rarity48.35

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1586 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky

#1586NVDA

INTERN

Rarity50.52

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1628 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky

#1628NVDA

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Rarity49.86

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1673 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on royal

#1673NVDA

INTERN

Rarity63.76

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #1711 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky

#1711NVDA

INTERN

Rarity49.92

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2011 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky

#2011NVDA

INTERN

Rarity52.7

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2037 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter

#2037NVDA

INTERN

Rarity57.51

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2143 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose

#2143NVDA

INTERN

Rarity55.4

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2343 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, on butter

#2343TSLA

INTERN

Rarity54.88

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2364 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle

#2364TSLA

INTERN

Rarity52.25

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2462 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine

#2462TSLA

INTERN

Rarity64.82

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2470 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, on tangerine

#2470TSLA

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Rarity65.55

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2560 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on sky

#2560TSLA

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Rarity52.23

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2608 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink

#2608TSLA

INTERN

Rarity62.02

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2642 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint

#2642TSLA

INTERN

Rarity56.71

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2663 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle

#2663TSLA

INTERN

Rarity63.65

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #2841 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink

#2841TSLA

INTERN

Rarity59.3

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3051 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet

#3051TSLA

INTERN

Rarity57.93

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3192 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint

#3192TSLA

INTERN

Rarity53.08

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

Employee #3253 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on royal

#3253TSLA

INTERN

Rarity64.69

Rarest: lavender 6.6%

End of the list — all 30 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.