The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0147 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#0147AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.41
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0169 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0169AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.91
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0195 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, on charcoal
#0195AAPL
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Rarity56.12
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0205 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0205AAPL
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Rarity57
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0232 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0232AAPL
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Rarity47.94
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0240 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0240AAPL
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Rarity37.87
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0243 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#0243AAPL
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Rarity51.48
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0244 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0244AAPL
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Rarity57.14
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0286 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0286AAPL
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Rarity47.22
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0346 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#0346AAPL
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Rarity51.85
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0349 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0349AAPL
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Rarity47.61
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0390 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0390AAPL
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Rarity56.11
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0424 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0424AAPL
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Rarity42.56
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0430 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0430AAPL
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Rarity50.97
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0443 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0443AAPL
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Rarity50.58
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0446 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#0446AAPL
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Rarity44.11
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0453 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0453AAPL
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Rarity41.98
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0467 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0467AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.79
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0473 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0473AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.62
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0493 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0493AAPL
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Rarity46.64
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0630 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0630AAPL
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Rarity59.47
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0645 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#0645AAPL
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Rarity50.75
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0767 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0767AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.28
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0801 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0801AAPL
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Rarity48.19
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0848 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, on mint
#0848AAPL
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Rarity51.14
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0906 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0906AAPL
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Rarity42.76
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0970 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0970AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.68
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1046 — a pink cat, in a black suit, on sky
#1046AAPL
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Rarity48.66
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1085 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1085AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.12
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1088 — a pink cat, in a black suit, on butter
#1088AAPL
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Rarity57.26
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1243 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1243NVDA
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Rarity43.3
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1244 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#1244NVDA
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Rarity48.82
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1331 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#1331NVDA
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Rarity51.76
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1359 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#1359NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.28
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1370 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#1370NVDA
INTERN
Rarity52.22
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1433 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1433NVDA
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Rarity40.84
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1462 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1462NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.75
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1466 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1466NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.78
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1497 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1497NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.54
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1547 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on volt
#1547NVDA
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Rarity57.78
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1601 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#1601NVDA
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Rarity51.59
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1610 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#1610NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.43
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1656 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#1656NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.69
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1671 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#1671NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.31
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1676 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1676NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.01
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1702 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, on mint
#1702NVDA
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Rarity48.51
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1704 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1704NVDA
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Rarity53.41
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1757 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on butter
#1757NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.06
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1816 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1816NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.57
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1827 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, on plasma violet
#1827NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.25
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1840 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1840NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.83
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1857 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1857NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.41
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1951 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1951NVDA
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Rarity40.56
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1992 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1992NVDA
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Rarity52.92
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2040 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2040NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.76
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2151 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2151NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.59
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2201 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, on butter
#2201NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.4
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2205 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2205NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.31
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2227 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2227TSLA
INTERN
Rarity37.27
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2266 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#2266TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.8
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.