The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #2228 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2228TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.74
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2242 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2242TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.89
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2245 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2245TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.53
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2251 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2251TSLA
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Rarity42.05
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2257 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2257TSLA
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Rarity53.76
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2291 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2291TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.48
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2304 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2304TSLA
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Rarity49.28
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2305 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2305TSLA
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Rarity46.39
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2306 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2306TSLA
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Rarity45.8
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2308 — a sky cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2308TSLA
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Rarity48.3
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2340 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#2340TSLA
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Rarity49.93
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2351 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2351TSLA
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Rarity56.6
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2358 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2358TSLA
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Rarity54.55
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2359 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2359TSLA
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Rarity47.41
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2364 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2364TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.25
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2380 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2380TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.25
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2383 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2383TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.66
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2396 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2396TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.72
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #2399 — a tabby cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2399TSLA
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Rarity48.8
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2400 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2400TSLA
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Rarity55.83
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2410 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2410TSLA
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Rarity39.72
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2421 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2421TSLA
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Rarity40.83
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2423 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2423TSLA
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Rarity48.09
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #2425 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2425TSLA
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Rarity45.36
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2431 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2431TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.49
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2433 — a sky cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2433TSLA
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Rarity47.9
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2441 — a pink cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2441TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.94
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2446 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2446TSLA
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Rarity39.76
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2448 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#2448TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.85
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2471 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2471TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.93
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2479 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2479TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.67
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2480 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2480TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.58
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2493 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2493TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.13
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2495 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2495TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.07
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2499 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2499TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.89
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2516 — a gray cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2516TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.84
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2517 — a tabby cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2517TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.74
Rarest: None 12.6%
Employee #2520 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2520TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.41
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2538 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2538TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.12
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2541 — a sky cat, in a black suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2541TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.39
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2547 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2547TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.44
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2561 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2561TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.59
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2564 — a sky cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2564TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.73
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2576 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2576TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.88
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2583 — a mint cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#2583TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.28
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2588 — a sky cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2588TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.08
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #2604 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2604TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.58
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2607 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2607TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.44
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2617 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2617TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.01
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2618 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2618TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.89
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2619 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2619TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.45
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2626 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2626TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.26
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2635 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2635TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.5
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2639 — a sky cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2639TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.41
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2644 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2644TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.13
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2649 — a mint cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2649TSLA
INTERN
Rarity66.75
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2652 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2652TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.62
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2653 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2653TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.74
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2656 — a mint cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2656TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.87
Rarest: mint 8.3%
Employee #2657 — a tabby cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2657TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.93
Rarest: black 9.7%

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.