The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0150 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0150AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.26
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0237 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0237AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.9
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0302 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#0302AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.02
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0304 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0304AAPL
INTERN
Rarity42.32
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0372 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0372AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.42
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #0550 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#0550AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.11
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0572 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0572AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.96
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0789 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0789AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.77
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0842 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0842AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.31
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1108 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1108AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.63
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1177 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1177NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.48
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1247 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#1247NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.27
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1276 — a gray cat, in a black suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1276NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.77
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1459 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1459NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.07
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1504 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1504NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.86
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1536 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#1536NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.49
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1614 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1614NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.24
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1677 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#1677NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.06
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1709 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1709NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.29
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1798 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#1798NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.98
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1803 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#1803NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.41
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1844 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1844NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.16
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1941 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1941NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.88
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #2073 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2073NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.01
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2080 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2080NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.93
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2123 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2123NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.84
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2178 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2178NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.25
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2217 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2217NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.94
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2223 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2223TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.67
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2241 — a gray cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2241TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.82
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2444 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2444TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.88
Rarest: sleepy 13.9%
Employee #2581 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2581TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.53
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2646 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2646TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.59
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2688 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#2688TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.84
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2718 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#2718TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.71
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2783 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2783TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.48
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2931 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#2931TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.63
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2964 — a gray cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#2964TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.44
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3010 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#3010TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.4
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3013 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3013TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.8
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #3045 — a gray cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3045TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.58
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #3077 — a gray cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3077TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.41
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #3081 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#3081TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.09
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3117 — a gray cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3117TSLA
INTERN
Rarity43.01
Rarest: blep 12.9%
Employee #3130 — a gray cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#3130TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.46
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3175 — a gray cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3175TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.31
Rarest: rose 8.8%

End of the list — all 46 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.