The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0055 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0055AAPL
INTERN
Rarity62.19
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0117 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0117AAPL
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Rarity56.06
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0365 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#0365AAPL
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Rarity57.25
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0400 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, on charcoal
#0400AAPL
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Rarity59.52
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0439 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0439AAPL
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Rarity50.34
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0459 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0459AAPL
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Rarity47.64
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0482 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0482AAPL
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Rarity44
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0523 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on tangerine
#0523AAPL
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Rarity52.27
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0598 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0598AAPL
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Rarity50.72
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0618 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0618AAPL
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Rarity47.14
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0731 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0731AAPL
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Rarity44.28
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0738 — a cream cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0738AAPL
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Rarity50.72
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0786 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0786AAPL
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Rarity46.62
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0814 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0814AAPL
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Rarity45.53
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1003 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, on plasma violet
#1003AAPL
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Rarity45.57
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1038 — a cream cat, in a black suit, on rose
#1038AAPL
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Rarity56.07
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1118 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, on sky
#1118NVDA
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Rarity54.52
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1175 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1175NVDA
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Rarity58.83
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1202 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1202NVDA
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Rarity51.43
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1230 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#1230NVDA
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Rarity51.24
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1283 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#1283NVDA
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Rarity50.47
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1343 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1343NVDA
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Rarity50.84
Rarest: black 9.7%
Employee #1407 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#1407NVDA
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Rarity48.07
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1419 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1419NVDA
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Rarity48.77
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1527 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1527NVDA
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Rarity46.19
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1603 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1603NVDA
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Rarity44.47
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1606 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on rose
#1606NVDA
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Rarity51.34
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1659 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1659NVDA
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Rarity57.78
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1722 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1722NVDA
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Rarity50.85
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1738 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1738NVDA
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Rarity48.97
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1756 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1756NVDA
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Rarity59.1
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1772 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1772NVDA
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Rarity54.02
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1789 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1789NVDA
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Rarity40.69
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1829 — a cream cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#1829NVDA
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Rarity55.72
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1830 — a cream cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on hot pink
#1830NVDA
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Rarity63.02
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #1881 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#1881NVDA
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Rarity52.02
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1913 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#1913NVDA
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Rarity48.06
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2053 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2053NVDA
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Rarity48.41
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2161 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#2161NVDA
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Rarity47.14
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #2185 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#2185NVDA
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Rarity57.77
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2255 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#2255TSLA
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Rarity48.85
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2467 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#2467TSLA
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Rarity46.49
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2554 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on volt
#2554TSLA
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Rarity58.31
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #2586 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2586TSLA
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Rarity48.08
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2665 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2665TSLA
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Rarity43.39
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2723 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#2723TSLA
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Rarity44.82
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2799 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#2799TSLA
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Rarity50.85
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2921 — a cream cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#2921TSLA
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Rarity44.04
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2942 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#2942TSLA
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Rarity50.96
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2988 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2988TSLA
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Rarity43.27
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #3014 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#3014TSLA
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Rarity43.34
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3015 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on plasma violet
#3015TSLA
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Rarity49.81
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3024 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#3024TSLA
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Rarity50.08
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3108 — a cream cat, in a burgundy suit, on sky
#3108TSLA
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Rarity46.2
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #3212 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#3212TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.64
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #3232 — a cream cat, in a lavender suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#3232TSLA
INTERN
Rarity55.13
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #3270 — a cream cat, in a navy suit, on plasma violet
#3270TSLA
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Rarity45.05
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3275 — a cream cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#3275TSLA
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Rarity46.61
Rarest: mint 12.2%

End of the list — all 58 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.