The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0139 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0139AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.35
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0208 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#0208AAPL
INTERN
Rarity64.08
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0308 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0308AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.23
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0441 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0441AAPL
INTERN
Rarity63.94
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0712 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0712AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.15
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0766 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0766AAPL
INTERN
Rarity59.89
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0782 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0782AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.66
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0798 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#0798AAPL
INTERN
Rarity58.34
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0818 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0818AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #0912 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0912AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1360 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, on plasma violet
#1360NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.1
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1372 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#1372NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.26
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1455 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#1455NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.41
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1496 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, on plasma violet
#1496NVDA
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Rarity52.1
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1499 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1499NVDA
INTERN
Rarity43.84
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1586 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#1586NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.52
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1628 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1628NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.86
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1633 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on tangerine
#1633NVDA
INTERN
Rarity58.93
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1651 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on charcoal
#1651NVDA
INTERN
Rarity59.72
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1711 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#1711NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.92
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1888 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#1888NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.34
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1953 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1953NVDA
INTERN
Rarity61.5
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #1991 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1991NVDA
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Rarity48.67
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2055 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#2055NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.51
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2470 — a lavender cat, in a black suit, on tangerine
#2470TSLA
INTERN
Rarity65.55
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2653 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2653TSLA
INTERN
Rarity60.74
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2745 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#2745TSLA
INTERN
Rarity57.47
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2755 — a lavender cat, in a navy suit, on royal
#2755TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.51
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2775 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#2775TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2844 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#2844TSLA
INTERN
Rarity56.23
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #2886 — a lavender cat, in a green suit, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2886TSLA
INTERN
Rarity58.02
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3192 — a lavender cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#3192TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.08
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3289 — a lavender cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on mint
#3289TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.37
Rarest: lavender 6.6%
Employee #3310 — a lavender cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#3310TSLA
INTERN
Rarity74.56
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%

End of the list — all 34 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.