The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0243 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#0243AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.48
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0390 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0390AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.11
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0467 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0467AAPL
INTERN
Rarity51.79
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0609 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0609AAPL
INTERN
Rarity57.54
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0671 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0671AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.58
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0767 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0767AAPL
INTERN
Rarity41.28
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0830 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0830AAPL
INTERN
Rarity54.65
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0983 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0983AAPL
INTERN
Rarity65.06
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1085 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1085AAPL
INTERN
Rarity60.12
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1653 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1653NVDA
INTERN
Rarity67.61
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1656 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on royal
#1656NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.69
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1676 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#1676NVDA
INTERN
Rarity45.01
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #1856 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#1856NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.31
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2151 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, on mint
#2151NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.59
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2393 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#2393TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.92
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2459 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#2459TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.81
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2521 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#2521TSLA
INTERN
Rarity62.67
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2800 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#2800TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.16
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2824 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2824TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.78
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2925 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#2925TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.99
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #2991 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#2991TSLA
INTERN
Rarity48.04
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #3173 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3173TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.89
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3228 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#3228TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.39
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #3287 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on rose
#3287TSLA
INTERN
Rarity53.73
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #3329 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#3329TSLA
INTERN
Rarity54.88
Rarest: pink 9.4%

End of the list — all 25 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.