The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0005 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0005AAPL
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Rarity46.66
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0069 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0069AAPL
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Rarity60.37
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0072 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0072AAPL
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Rarity47.4
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0107 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0107AAPL
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Rarity58.72
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0147 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#0147AAPL
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Rarity48.41
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0153 — a pink cat, in a black suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0153AAPL
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Rarity59.74
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0169 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0169AAPL
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Rarity44.91
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0195 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, on charcoal
#0195AAPL
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Rarity56.12
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0205 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0205AAPL
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Rarity57
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0212 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0212AAPL
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Rarity55.77
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0232 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0232AAPL
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Rarity47.94
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0240 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0240AAPL
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Rarity37.87
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0243 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on mint
#0243AAPL
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Rarity51.48
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0244 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0244AAPL
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Rarity57.14
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0250 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0250AAPL
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Rarity46.64
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0286 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0286AAPL
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Rarity47.22
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0323 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0323AAPL
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Rarity52.63
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0339 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0339AAPL
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Rarity49.09
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0346 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, on royal
#0346AAPL
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Rarity51.85
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0349 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0349AAPL
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Rarity47.61
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0367 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on volt
#0367AAPL
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Rarity79.96
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0368 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0368AAPL
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Rarity54.98
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0390 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#0390AAPL
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Rarity56.11
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0393 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0393AAPL
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Rarity51.81
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0424 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0424AAPL
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Rarity42.56
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0430 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0430AAPL
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Rarity50.97
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0431 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0431AAPL
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Rarity59.06
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0443 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on rose
#0443AAPL
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Rarity50.58
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0446 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on royal
#0446AAPL
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Rarity44.11
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0450 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0450AAPL
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Rarity49.75
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0453 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on rose
#0453AAPL
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Rarity41.98
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0467 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0467AAPL
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Rarity51.79
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0473 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0473AAPL
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Rarity44.62
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0489 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#0489AAPL
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Rarity54.87
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0493 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on butter
#0493AAPL
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Rarity46.64
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0569 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0569AAPL
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Rarity57.66
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0589 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0589AAPL
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Rarity57.52
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0609 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0609AAPL
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Rarity57.54
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0611 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0611AAPL
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Rarity46.37
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0630 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#0630AAPL
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Rarity59.47
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0645 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on charcoal
#0645AAPL
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Rarity50.75
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0671 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0671AAPL
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Rarity53.58
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0719 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0719AAPL
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Rarity42.34
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0749 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#0749AAPL
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Rarity64.6
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0751 — a pink cat, in a black suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0751AAPL
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Rarity56.1
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0767 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0767AAPL
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Rarity41.28
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0777 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#0777AAPL
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Rarity54.76
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0799 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0799AAPL
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Rarity44.63
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0801 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#0801AAPL
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Rarity48.19
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0830 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0830AAPL
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Rarity54.65
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0848 — a pink cat, in a lavender suit, on mint
#0848AAPL
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Rarity51.14
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0856 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0856AAPL
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Rarity50.34
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0861 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0861AAPL
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Rarity48.06
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0906 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0906AAPL
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Rarity42.76
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0955 — a pink cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0955AAPL
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Rarity52.64
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0970 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0970AAPL
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Rarity46.68
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0978 — a pink cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#0978AAPL
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Rarity57.19
Rarest: pink 9.4%
Employee #0983 — a pink cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0983AAPL
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Rarity65.06
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1016 — a pink cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#1016AAPL
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Rarity53.81
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1046 — a pink cat, in a black suit, on sky
#1046AAPL
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Rarity48.66
Rarest: pink 9.4%

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.