The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0054 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0054AAPL
INTERN
Rarity56.23
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0162 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, on butter
#0162AAPL
INTERN
Rarity48.49
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0356 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#0356AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.19
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0408 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0408AAPL
INTERN
Rarity53.49
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0409 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0409AAPL
INTERN
Rarity44.8
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0517 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0517AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.54
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0544 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, on sky
#0544AAPL
INTERN
Rarity50.08
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0665 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0665AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.85
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0688 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#0688AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.01
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0762 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#0762AAPL
INTERN
Rarity49.35
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0863 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on sky
#0863AAPL
INTERN
Rarity40.24
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #0945 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, on plasma violet
#0945AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.91
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0996 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0996AAPL
INTERN
Rarity47.33
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #1052 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#1052AAPL
INTERN
Rarity52.48
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1111 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on plasma violet
#1111AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.2
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #1122 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#1122NVDA
INTERN
Rarity56.01
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1272 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#1272NVDA
INTERN
Rarity38.23
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1490 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#1490NVDA
INTERN
Rarity42.35
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1647 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#1647NVDA
INTERN
Rarity51.49
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #1839 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1839NVDA
INTERN
Rarity44.47
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1887 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on plasma violet
#1887NVDA
INTERN
Rarity55.89
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1911 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on royal
#1911NVDA
INTERN
Rarity62.63
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1926 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on tangerine
#1926NVDA
INTERN
Rarity50.56
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1989 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1989NVDA
INTERN
Rarity46.22
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1990 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#1990NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.44
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2078 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on hot pink
#2078NVDA
INTERN
Rarity54.13
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2112 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#2112NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.52
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2218 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2218NVDA
INTERN
Rarity48.09
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2230 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, on hot pink
#2230TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.55
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2294 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on butter
#2294TSLA
INTERN
Rarity41.07
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #2315 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#2315TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.3
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2406 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#2406TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.22
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #2484 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2484TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.82
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2628 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#2628TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.54
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2659 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2659TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.83
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #2974 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#2974TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.75
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3126 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#3126TSLA
INTERN
Rarity52.24
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #3181 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on periwinkle
#3181TSLA
INTERN
Rarity49.69
Rarest: tabby 12.9%
Employee #3241 — a tabby cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3241TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.59
Rarest: tabby 12.9%

End of the list — all 39 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.