The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

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All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0031 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0031AAPL
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Rarity48.72
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0042 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0042AAPL
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Rarity40.69
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0071 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0071AAPL
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Rarity46.59
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0075 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#0075AAPL
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Rarity49.03
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0082 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0082AAPL
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Rarity47.76
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0091 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0091AAPL
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Rarity42.76
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0106 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0106AAPL
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Rarity52.27
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0141 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0141AAPL
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Rarity45.64
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0159 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#0159AAPL
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Rarity41.17
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0163 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0163AAPL
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Rarity43.64
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0194 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0194AAPL
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Rarity40.47
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0198 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#0198AAPL
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Rarity53.15
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0231 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0231AAPL
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Rarity36.68
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0253 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, on sky
#0253AAPL
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Rarity49.59
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0325 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0325AAPL
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Rarity41.47
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0327 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on charcoal
#0327AAPL
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Rarity53.46
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0347 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on royal
#0347AAPL
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Rarity58.4
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0358 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing shades glasses, on hot pink
#0358AAPL
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Rarity51.14
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0376 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on mint
#0376AAPL
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Rarity40.53
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0397 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0397AAPL
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Rarity38.82
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0412 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on sky
#0412AAPL
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Rarity42.27
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #0442 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on hot pink
#0442AAPL
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Rarity50.78
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0444 — a white cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on sky
#0444AAPL
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Rarity45.51
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0449 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#0449AAPL
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Rarity42.81
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0477 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, on mint
#0477AAPL
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Rarity47.8
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0481 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0481AAPL
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Rarity39.14
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0495 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0495AAPL
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Rarity53.43
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0534 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on sky
#0534AAPL
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Rarity42.28
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0543 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a teal tie, on plasma violet
#0543AAPL
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Rarity50.57
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #0561 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0561AAPL
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Rarity41.23
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0585 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0585AAPL
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Rarity37.23
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0595 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0595AAPL
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Rarity32.84
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0600 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0600AAPL
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Rarity43.37
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0603 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#0603AAPL
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Rarity34.63
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0635 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0635AAPL
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Rarity37.51
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0699 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0699AAPL
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Rarity55.86
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0724 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on butter
#0724AAPL
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Rarity44.48
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0725 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a gold tie, on tangerine
#0725AAPL
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Rarity43.36
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0729 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#0729AAPL
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Rarity50.58
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0732 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#0732AAPL
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Rarity38.38
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0781 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on volt
#0781AAPL
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Rarity51.09
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0788 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#0788AAPL
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Rarity41.79
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0800 — a white cat, in a black suit, with a gold tie, on hot pink
#0800AAPL
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Rarity48.49
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #0811 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0811AAPL
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Rarity51.05
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0857 — a white cat, in a green suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0857AAPL
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Rarity35.5
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #0867 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on periwinkle
#0867AAPL
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Rarity39.86
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #0875 — a white cat, in a navy suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#0875AAPL
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Rarity47.12
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0916 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a teal tie, on charcoal
#0916AAPL
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Rarity48.78
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #0931 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0931AAPL
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Rarity44.26
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #0998 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#0998AAPL
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Rarity43.85
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #1023 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#1023AAPL
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Rarity44.66
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1042 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1042AAPL
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Rarity46.77
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1057 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a red tie, on sky
#1057AAPL
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Rarity37.67
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1066 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1066AAPL
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Rarity36.85
Rarest: lavender 12.4%
Employee #1087 — a white cat, in a burgundy suit, with a red tie, on mint
#1087AAPL
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Rarity34.41
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1100 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#1100AAPL
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Rarity54.87
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1104 — a white cat, in a navy suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#1104AAPL
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Rarity35.3
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #1143 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1143NVDA
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Rarity40.09
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1163 — a white cat, in a navy suit, on tangerine
#1163NVDA
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Rarity46.76
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #1184 — a white cat, in a lavender suit, with a teal tie, on butter
#1184NVDA
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Rarity49.92
Rarest: butter 8.8%

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.