The collection · 3,333 minted · 3,332 hireable

EVERY EMPLOYEE

All 3,333 badges, hand-drawn and composited from 2,112,000 possible trait combinations. Filter by employer or by any of the 9 drawn categories — every value shows the share of the collection that carries it.

MINTED3,333HIREABLE3,332MASCOT#0002TRAIT CATEGORIES9

Corporation is a pure function of the badge number and never changes: AAPL 1–1111 · NVDA 1112–2222 · TSLA 2223–3333.

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Employee #0065 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0065AAPL
INTERN
Rarity55.06
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0082 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on tangerine
#0082AAPL
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Rarity47.76
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0223 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0223AAPL
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Rarity49.28
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0245 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0245AAPL
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Rarity57.37
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0251 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on volt
#0251AAPL
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Rarity56.9
Rarest: volt 5.0%
Employee #0275 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0275AAPL
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Rarity49
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0325 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on mint
#0325AAPL
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Rarity41.47
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0436 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on royal
#0436AAPL
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Rarity55.67
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0445 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#0445AAPL
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Rarity47.47
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0495 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, wearing shades glasses, on butter
#0495AAPL
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Rarity53.43
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0510 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#0510AAPL
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Rarity38.19
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0552 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-gold glasses, on periwinkle
#0552AAPL
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Rarity51.99
Rarest: round-gold 12.1%
Employee #0561 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#0561AAPL
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Rarity41.23
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #0585 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#0585AAPL
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Rarity37.23
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #0600 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#0600AAPL
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Rarity43.37
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0656 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, on royal
#0656AAPL
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Rarity49.51
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0670 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#0670AAPL
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Rarity52.41
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #0723 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on royal
#0723AAPL
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Rarity43.46
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #0838 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on sky
#0838AAPL
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Rarity38.84
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #0847 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, on mint
#0847AAPL
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Rarity44.41
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #0931 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#0931AAPL
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Rarity44.26
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1042 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1042AAPL
INTERN
Rarity46.77
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1133 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on butter
#1133NVDA
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Rarity53.93
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1143 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on rose
#1143NVDA
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Rarity40.09
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #1223 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#1223NVDA
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Rarity40.7
Rarest: mint 12.2%
Employee #1329 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on periwinkle
#1329NVDA
INTERN
Rarity36.88
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #1417 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on plasma violet
#1417NVDA
INTERN
Rarity49.22
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #1461 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on mint
#1461NVDA
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Rarity41.65
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1500 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, on charcoal
#1500NVDA
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Rarity52.85
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1540 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-gold glasses, on mint
#1540NVDA
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Rarity48.49
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #1708 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on charcoal
#1708NVDA
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Rarity51.78
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #1734 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on butter
#1734NVDA
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Rarity44.6
Rarest: butter 8.8%
Employee #1778 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on royal
#1778NVDA
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Rarity50.73
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #1944 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on rose
#1944NVDA
INTERN
Rarity53.05
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2044 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#2044NVDA
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Rarity67.73
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2045 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2045NVDA
INTERN
Rarity47.44
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #2128 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on charcoal
#2128NVDA
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Rarity47.53
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2206 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#2206NVDA
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Rarity49.54
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #2238 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on sky
#2238TSLA
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Rarity42.1
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2370 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on plasma violet
#2370TSLA
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Rarity42.28
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #2398 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, on hot pink
#2398TSLA
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Rarity51.08
Rarest: hot pink 7.1%
Employee #2488 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2488TSLA
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Rarity37.14
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2596 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, on periwinkle
#2596TSLA
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Rarity38.67
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #2625 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on royal
#2625TSLA
INTERN
Rarity46.46
Rarest: royal 7.1%
Employee #2687 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a teal tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on tangerine
#2687TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.64
Rarest: tangerine 7.5%
Employee #2907 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#2907TSLA
INTERN
Rarity42.47
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #2950 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on rose
#2950TSLA
INTERN
Rarity44.55
Rarest: rose 8.8%
Employee #2959 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on charcoal
#2959TSLA
INTERN
Rarity51.06
Rarest: charcoal 5.9%
Employee #3030 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on mint
#3030TSLA
INTERN
Rarity47.56
Rarest: mint 11.2%
Employee #3058 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#3058TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.76
Rarest: magenta 12.3%
Employee #3087 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing round-lavender glasses, on sky
#3087TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.37
Rarest: sky 13.8%
Employee #3125 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, on plasma violet
#3125TSLA
INTERN
Rarity45.01
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%
Employee #3140 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a gold tie, wearing shades glasses, on periwinkle
#3140TSLA
INTERN
Rarity40.86
Rarest: periwinkle 14.1%
Employee #3255 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a red tie, wearing shades glasses, on rose
#3255TSLA
INTERN
Rarity59.84
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3294 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, with a magenta tie, on periwinkle
#3294TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.51
Rarest: wink 8.6%
Employee #3295 — a white cat, in a mustard suit, on plasma violet
#3295TSLA
INTERN
Rarity50.61
Rarest: plasma violet 10.9%

End of the list — all 56 matching employees are on screen.

Rarity is not rank. The rarity score on each card is the sum of inverse trait frequencies — the convention every marketplace uses. The plainest employee it is possible to draw, wearing the commonest value in all 9 categories, scores 31.7; every score on a card is that number or higher. It has no effect anywhere in this protocol. Salary is divided by rank weight, and rank is earned by paying fees, reinvesting stock and waiting out tenure. The rarest coat in the building pays exactly what the commonest one pays. Badge #0002 is the company mascot: minted to the treasury, rejected by every mint channel and by the vault, and carrying zero payroll weight.